December 2009
70 posts
“I want to make love in this club; in this club; in this club.”
– Thomas Edison
“Let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco...”
– Abraham Lincoln
I just went and...
…bought like one of everything at Arby’s. Stomachache incoming.
“The ABC’s of Tumblr: Animals, Boys, and Celebrities.”
– Josh Sutherland
To ALL my followers.
Hi. How are you? Thank you so much for following me! Did you know I have a Twitter too?
“I think Benjamin Franklin is a cyborg. I mean, look at the way he uses that...”
– Thomas Jefferson
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Today is the last day of my fantasy football league. The first two seasons I played, I won the entire thing. This year, I went 3-11.
Two tips for future fantasy owners: pick players on annual playoff teams, even if they are backups you will be able to use them. Don’t gamble on veterans who used to be good. With the exception of Brett Favre, old players get worse over time. Gamble on rookies...
“I love quoting people on the Internet! Nobody ever checks your sources.”
– George Washington
WatchThe newest gun designed by the U.S. Army, shells explode in mid-air at specified distances. Just watch.
My room is in a state of utter chaos.
And all the stuff I got for Christmas is still on the living room floor. I don’t want to clean, who wants to come do it for me?
It's December 26th now where I live.
So put down the candy and start thinking of your resolutions for 2010. I keep my resolutions, but most people have never even kept one. The key is to set aside months. For example, I will not drink soda from January to March. That way, by April, you may not even want to drink soda any more, but it’ll be ok if you do because you went without it for so long. Same with any bad habit.
My big...
Just got back from Christmas Eve activities.
Got some money, some candy, and some junk. Gonna watch the most recent Harry Potter movie now. Haven’t seen it yet, dad picked it up on Bluray.
Two truths and a lie.
I’ll give you guys and gals one more chance at this before I post the photos. This is your chance to feel smart!
Ok, I’m gonna write three statements about my life. Two of them are true, and one is a complete and utter lie. Can you guess which one is the lie?
1. I have personally pet a Siberian tiger cub.
2. I shook Barack Obama’s hand before he even ran for President.
3. I have...
Two truths and a lie.
Ok, I’m gonna write three statements about my life. Two of them are true, and one is a complete and utter lie. Can you guess which one is the lie?
1. I have personally pet a Siberian tiger cub.
2. I shook Barack Obama’s hand before he even ran for President.
3. I have snorkeled at the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.
I’ll post photos of the true ones tomorrow!
joshsuth
dancetinadance:
well hello.
i was just complaining today that i wanted to find more guys to follow. :P
…totally in a none slut-ish way haha
Well, I’m a guy, and I’m awesome, and that’s pretty much all there is to it. P.S. it wouldn’t bother me if you were slut-ish. =)
Fact: Sometimes I'm scared I'll end up as one of...
(via colorloveleah)
Fact: Most of America will be signed up to dating websites by the year 2020. Just look how much social interaction takes place online right now. eHarmony.com boasts that they’ve been responsible for 200,000 marriages in the United States.
joshsuth started following you
a-wolf-among-wolves:
:D
sup.
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyo. =)
The danger of following so many girls...
…shirtless boys on every page of my Dashboard. =(
joshsuth started following you/vaginismus started...
yvesss:
thank you and hello!
Helloooooooooooooooooo.